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Posted by: Admin - Friday, 30 June 2006 01:11

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. (Clarence Darrow)


Posted by: Admin - Friday, 30 June 2006 01:09

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. (Bill Cosby)


Posted by: Admin - Friday, 30 June 2006 01:08

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience. (Anatole Broyard)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:15

Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:14

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:14

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:13

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:13

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:13

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:12

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:12

Never lick a steak knife. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:11

You should not confuse your career with your life. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:10

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:10

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:09

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." (Unknown)


Posted by: Admin - Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:09

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. (Unknown)

 


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